Hey I'm Leah I'm 16 and yeah that's all
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
You know, ever since I first met him, I always thought, ‘Man, I hope I don’t mess this up.’ Because that’s what I do. I mess things up. But you know what I never thought? I never thought ‘I hope this doesn’t mess me up’.
(via lipstickteastains)
(Source: wordsthat-speak)
hey asshole take me on a date
why isn’t anyone unhealthily obsessed with me
Know where you stand.
Wow
i love this so so much
(Source: fer1972)
ok what i want is a klondike bar commercial where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
then at the end of the commercial there’s a flash of her eating a klondike bar.
And the camera is angled like it’s been dropped on the floor but is still recording.
i dont think there will come a day when I do not want to reblog this
(Source: evilangel579)
texting bitches at 11:12 and making their wishes come true